Series A Round Successful
Congratulations! Thanks to your hard work and quick thinking,
Tomorrow's Modern Lunches Co. has applied for and received its
Series A funding! Noted venture capital firm Howitzer Bresna,
best known for the child backpack Kevlar insert and the Snuggie,
has invested $10m toward expansion and distribution of our
"machine learning algorithm". Better get back to work, this
Intelligence won't Artificial itself!